Buddehs and fishcake

ah. haven been bloggin for quite a while. hoho. was with briend and puddy on friday. briend is buddeh's friend. and puddy is buddeh's partner. yea. who is buddeh? well. buddeh is ma buddy. choir buddy to be exact. what's a choir buddy? well. ya all know la. it is when you first enter cedar choir, and a buddy is so-called assigned to guide you along while ya in the choir. unfortunately for this scheme. it seems to be demolished. but me and buddeh are still buddehs la. And as a year went by, i was also assigned a buddy. hoho. it was very exciting. And my buddy was(and still is) also very nice. so it went on quite nicely.
school was released early yesterday. about 12 likethat. but i had to stay back to complete ma chinese holiday homework. ma parter, kelly aka kelly. ha! was with me 'chionging' the homework. we had to complete the whole dang bloody book can? as in all the comprehensions. it was breath-taking. i was initially running around the whole level, finidin for people to lend their books to me to copy. ~ but to no avail. and as i was runnin around, i spotted puddy and briend sittin at the level three bench.
After handin up the chinese holiday homework, i went down to the level three bench area to say hi to briend and puddy. I ended up sittin there the whole time and distractin them from their muggin schedule. hoho! wanted to post some pictures....but computer got problems. sobs

but i managed to load this in! BEHOLD! the largest fishcake in the world! it measures a staggering five inches and is 3.5 inches thick! waaahhaha!!! so farnay i tell ya. i was testing whether it could bounce when i throw it on the floor. yea, but my mum had already disected it into smaller pieces for our consumption. Unfortunately, it didnt taste as good as it looks. actually. it tasted horrible. like hard chewy pieces of salt. i was most appalled. so.... if you ever see a huge piece of fishcake. dont buy it. looks can be decieving.

Blue cactus

Blue cactus, otherwise know as Rhapsody in blue. Is the most sickening and draggiest chinese DRAMA show i have ever watched, yes. drama show. Unfortunately for me. this show is in the most comfortable time slot. the time where you just sit down and eat ya dinner and watch the TV at the same time, 7pm. HA!. and as you seeee, i cannot survive without the telly. so i on it. and i watch this bloodeh show. Dont get me wrong. i am not being cynical or critical about this thing. But i can prove to ya that this DRAMA show can be summerised in less than 300 words

long hair ger falls in love with an uncle. Uncle has a beanie daughter.Beanie does not like girl. Uncle dies in car accident.beanie is so shocked, that she lose her voice. long hair girl, looks after beanie. Beanie is mean. But like any other bloodeh DRAMA story, beanie accepts long hair ger's love towards her, and gains her voice back. Turns out that beanie's voice therapist's girlfriend is the person who killed her dad(the uncle).Voice therapist's girlfriend is model teacher. Model teacher becomes ku-ku, beacause she is well....kuku. And the truth reveals. Model teacher is so kuku that she well....kuku-lly kills herself. Voice therapist is extremely guilty. Apologises to beanie and long hair ger. But model teacher is already kukufied(dead). Voice therapist falls in love with long hair girl...
THE END
and that is actually all you need to know. All the other wierd stuff includes-learning how to drink coffee and eat chocolate. And then when you want to release stress. you scream underwater.. And when you are bored, think of many many flashbacks.
And one more thing. I do not doubt the actors capability in acting. i really respect them, they can actually make a smiple line, strech over a million kazillion minutes. And beanie is good in acting mute,and the model teacher can really act kuku.
oh yea. i forgot to mention that the story also has another wierd substory. which includes a flirtateous husband and career driven women. yea la. the ending is that they divorce lorh.

kickass game

ha...i am currently dyin. there is alotta homework that i am yet to complete and i am still slacking.haha! found another farnay website and played some games
haa.....and i came across this facinating goldfish game. which i played before. but havent been able to find it. until today! hohoh!
it is called 'save the goldfish'
it is quite easy and yet stressful. hoho. my wrist ached after this though.
it has got quite farnay sound effects. and i was actually listenin to michael jackson's thriller while playing this at the same time and my dad got a shock. save meeee.
yep. try it out at http://www.funny-games.biz/savethegoldfish.html kickass game.
i broke the highscore at my first attempt. hee hee.

my highest score is 13936. beat that! i saved about 165 fishes. haha. failed to get a screenshot though. :( dad was screaming. warning. the sound effects are rather irritatin.

tagged.

I HAVE BEEN TAGGEDD!!! EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
ahhaha! sorry about the sadisitic pic. but i havent been posting sadistic picures! and my fingers are itchy. muhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahha! i shall begin with the 'i have been tagged' process. erm. i dunno what to do. eh? copy and paste isit?O_o
okok.
Favourites
Favourite colour:eh. black and red and green and blue and yellow.erm. can say all?
Favourite food:currrently it is curry soft shell crab from thai express. dawn scarily nice
Favourite movie:too much la.
Favourite sport: sleeping. you exercise your lungs.slowly and gently.
Favourite day of the week: weekends because all the other days are weak. getit? 'week-days'?
Favourite season: winter. yea. like i will ever experience that in singapore
Favourite ice cream:flavour or brand?aiyah.all la
Currents
Current mood:my ass is itchy
Current taste: there is this lovely mug of water beside me. thankyou very much.
Current clothes: i am naked!~~. what do you think.
Current desktop:eh. julia and friends! heresa bloody screenshot

Current toenail colour: baigeish pink. skin colour

Current time: 2.07 pm

Current surroundings: inbetween the living room and the hall

Current annoyances:haven done alotta homework yet. going to die on monday.

Current thought: my ass is itchy. i will scratch it after finishing this thing

Firsts

First best friend:erm i forgot.

First crush: on myself? sure!! erm. no la. haven crushed anyone before yet. but if you are talking physically. surely la. there was once my sis was sitting on the chair and when i asked her to move and she refused, i crushed her with my fat ass

First movie: power rangers? O_O. their cool

First lie: i lied down the moment i was born, because i cannot walk

First music: my mum's out of tune -gochi gochi song. but i consider it mostly as noise.

Lasts

Last cigarette: a few weeks ago? yea.haha

Last drink: water. the drink of oxygen.

Last car ride: this morning at 2am. uncle fetchin me and sis home from beautiful bowling trip. finger and toe hurts. and the sound of rolling balls is still ringin in ma ears

Last crush:myself? still la. tee hee!

Last movie:over the hedge

Last phone call:buddeh.

Last cd: eh. HES, HERE THE PHANTOM OF THE OPREAAAA!

Have you ever

Dated one of your best friends? no. nobody wants meeee! SOBS

Broken the law? of course, i love chewing gum very very VERY much

Skinny-dipped?more like fat-dipped. anyways. why 'dip' huh? make yourself sound like lollipop

Been on tv?yea. VOTE FOR PAP. kiddin.

Kissed someone you don't know?yea. i remeber when i was 3 to 4 years old. i got lost in this bunch of people and as i was turning. i smacked myself face-first into this hairy guy's leg....do you consider that kissin? it was most disgusting.

Things

5 things you are wearing now: bra and panty, phua chu kang the musical shirt. yello shorts and spectacles. OH! did i mention that i was actually naked?

things you have done today:i just woke up.brush teeth. eat lunch. do this thing

3 things you can hear right now:the fan spinning. and josh graban singing on my computer. you raise me up.

1 thing you do when you are bored: scratch my ass.

5 people to do this:nah. i shall be nice and not chose anybody. hee.

Link

made a button. found it to be rather fancy. hoho! this is the code to it.
copy and paste anywhere in yar blog if you wanna link me.hooho. i dont think anyone is reading this anyway.haa.this how it looks like(look at the sidebar)

Link me with the code below!:

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Pervert!

i was surfing around youtube, and i happen to type in 'singapore idol' in the search box. and many videos popped up. it was so dawn interesting i tell you. there were even people who took videos of other people singing. so amusing. and my favourite was mr nong nong ago. gaahha! and ken find the moonlight. ok. this is like so long ago. and i am very slow. so sorry. but i just cannot help it la. it was soo farnay. almost died laughing. And i dunno if anyone noticed, but... i spotted this pervertic video. made by some guy from singaporebeauty.com( it is a rather interesting website) and it was dawn scary. ( the video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWmp5y4oaPQ

it was on national tv. OoOoOoh yeaaa.
All hail tittie grabbers.
In case you dunno. this footage was taken when gomez got into top twelve. and his parent are celebrating.
tee hee hee hee.

Pervert

today was an interesting day. i acted like a full time pervert AGAIN. well. the first experience was when i was unintenionally winking at this women. and i was wearing the cedar shool uniform. even scarier ya? girl wink at girl. i actually wanted to push my specs up wan! i have rather lage cheeks you see. so i have this very sickening habit of pushing up my specs when it slips downwards. Soo...i was winking. And i was facing this women and winking. ha. and she showed me this look of disgust. And obviously i quickly look away la.
ooh and the next part was, i was near hougang mall at that time, ( the white walkpath?) so i quickly scurried towards the bustop, and as i sat down, i removed my schoolbag to check on a message my friend sent me. HA! and this is what happened-as i was slipping my bag on again, i POKED this woman's ass!!! aaaaaaaaaah!!!!!! AND she turned around, her eyes were bulging i tell you. I was too shocked to react, and when i saw her face i could only mutter a small 'sorry'. And still not enough you know, that women turned her body slightly to face me afterwards....like keeping gaurd on her ass likethat. waaah
AND TODAY!! i was in a taxi with my mum going home, and i saw a longtime no-see primary schoolmate. And as a natural reaction, i smiled at her, in the taxi. it was slow-motion, at first she smiled back dazily, then her expression turned into one of sheer confusion, then finally, shocked and disgusted. I dont think she recognised me. mannn, so sway. And i looked like a crazy chi-ko-peh smiling in the taxi at her likethat. haizzz. that reminds me.found this picture from the site that had farnay pictures. warning though, this may look abit perverted.haaa!


hoho! if you are scared, just grab a tittie or two!